"Jaane Kyun Log Pyaar Karte Hain!!!"

Happy HOLI people!!!.

I know every body is celeberating so I'll keep it short and simple. Wishes for everybody who is with their family today. Sorry-s for all the people who are in office and have to read my blog instead of playing holi(You see I am in office as well. Do you think I am dumb enough to write a post even today!!! ). Dher saara gulal, boht saara paani(do not pay any attention to ads coming up on Radio and all that b**ls**t about dry holi, save water and all. Being true indians its our duty to behave irresponsibly). Boht saari gujiya(if somebody knows about the origin of this 'gujiya' please do let me know) and loads of "MEDITATION" for guys(know what I mean?? If not then read post : Baba Alcoholnaath meditation waale).

Since it is holi and you all know we are allowed some nuisence today so I would like to share a nice song with you. When I was doing my engineering we used to rag juniors with this song. We used to pick a guy and a gal and give them this song to sing.

The song is given below :

(Jaane Kyoon Log Pyaar Karte Hain
Jaane Kyoon Voh Kisi Pe Marte Hain) - 2
Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon
Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon
Pyaar Mein Sochiye To Bas Gham Hai
Pyaar Mein Jo Sitam Bhi Ho Kam Hai
Pyaar Mein Sar Jhukaana Padta Hai
Dard Mein Muskuraana Padta Hai
Zaher Kyoon Zindagi Mein Bharte Hain
Jaane Kyoon Log Pyaar Karte Hain
Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon
Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon

(Pyaar Bin Jeene Mein Rakha Kya Hai
Pyaar Jisko Nahin Voh Tanhaa Hai) - 2
Pyaar Sau Rang Leke Aata Hai
Pyaar Hi Zindagi Sajaata Hai
Log Chhup Chhupke Pyaar Karte Hain
Jaane Kyoon Saaf Kehte Darrte Hain
Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon
Ho Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon

Pyaar Bekaar Ki Musibat Hai

Pyaar Har Tarah Khoobsurat Hai

Oh, Pyaar Se Hum Door Hi Achhe

Arre Pyaar Ke Sab Roop Hai Sachche

Ho, Pyaar Ke Ghaat Jo Utarte Hai
Doobte Hai Na Voh Ubharte Hai
Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon

Pyaar To Khair Sabhi Karte Hain
Jaane Kyoon Aap Hi Mukarte Hain
Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon

Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon, Jaane Kyoon




Now ya'll would say what's there in this song to rag about?. Well we used to tweak this song with a little teeny-wheeny change. The singers had to replace the word "Pyaar" with the word "S*X"





(If you are still unable to understand the word which replaced "Pyaar" please replace the "*" with "E"!!. .....Gaawd the qualitiy of readers these days I tell you....hooof).




Please do the replacement yourself and try singing the song again(Though if you are in office I would advice that you sing the new song under your breath). If you find this post offensive than please keep your precious thoughts to yourself. Aur vaise bhi I am gonna say only one thing


BURRA NA MANO....................HOLI HAI !!!!


Also



As far as my holi is concerned I was very busy this year with my friends as you can see for your self in the picture above. The only reason why I am not with them is because I was taking the picture!!! (and ya I could have taken another but somebody splashed water on my cam and woh kharaab ho gaya :( )

(PT : Author would like to thank all the juniors who sang this song enthusiatically in their ragging sessions and pity those who didn't had any sense of humor. Would like to thank all of you who tried to sing this song(even if it was under your breath). Author do not take any resposibilites of anybody losing their job because they sang it loudly.

And if you are still wondering did I mistakenly typed "PT" instead of "PS" than the answer is "NO, I didn't". "PT" means 'parting thoughts'